You are quoting Shakespeare

Stand in a big circle.  Speakers say lines, in turn, until the lines are all used up.  Everyone says the “chorus” together (that’s wherever “ALL” appears).

1. If you cannot understand my argument, and declare “It’s Greek to me,”

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

2. If you claim to be more sinned against than sinning,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

3. If you recall your salad days,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

4. If you act more in sorrow than in anger,
5. If your lost property has vanished into thin air,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

6. If you refuse to budge an inch,
7. or play fast and loose,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

8. If you have been tongue-tied,
9. a tower of strength,
10. if you have knitted your brows,
11. insisted on fair play,
12. slept not one wink,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

13. If you have laughed yourself into stitches,
14. had cold comfort,
15. or too much of a good thing,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

16. If you believe that it is high time,
17. or that the game is up,
18. even if it involves your own flesh and blood,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

19. If you suspect foul play;
20. if you have your teeth set on edge
21. without rhyme or reason,
22. then, to give the devil his due,
23. if the truth were known,

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!

24. Even if you bid me good riddance
25. and send me packing;
26. if you wish I were as dead as a doornail,
27. or an eyesore,
28. or a laughing stock,
29. or a blinking idiot, then
30. by Jove!
31. O Lord!
32. tut, tut!
33. What the dickens!
34. It is all one to me, for

ALL: YOU ARE QUOTING SHAKESPEARE!